9/11 Truthers Are Funny

It is interesting that the very people who will have you believe that 9/11 was caused by the government are the same ones who think they are helping America out. They believe we (normal people) are detrimental and are being used as pawns by the NWO to have us eventually used as slaves in the new British Empire. I'm not lying, that is a genuine conspiracy. Perhaps not as crazy as David Icke's lizard man beliefs but it's up there.

Apparently Obama is the new face of the capitalist, Wall-street ran NWO, the man created by them (yes created, whilst they didn't say he was a science project spawned from the ribs of George Bush  - the last pawn - I like to think thats what they believe) to have us all believe change is happening and convince us all that 9/11 isn't the first step in this giant conspiracy. Are you getting confused yet? I had to read over this theory a couple of times before I was sure what they were on about.

The people I'm talking about are two New Yorkers who's sole argument for proof or justification for their beliefs is that they are from New York. Naturally that means anything they say on the issue of 9/11 must be true. A New Yorker would never make up bullshit/allow themselves to be brainwashed about something as serious as an attack on their own city. So good bye crazed extremist Muslims hell-bent on inducting the world into the ethics of Shariah law, hello ancient egyptian cult based on the sun god Horus who are using a black American president to return the British empire to its former glory. Yes the current conspiracy would probably pit the BNP, the Orange Order and Barrack Obama together as a uniting force for Britain.

But let us not despair, there is someone out there fighting our corner, fighting the British oppression, stopping us from becoming slaves on a massive plantation. Step forward, Charlie Sheen. Charlie Sheen, the last remaining Hollywood agent who hasn't succumbed to the capitalist New World Order. That is right, the highest paid tv star in the world is not a capitalist. No, he is our protector, our final hope in an otherwise bleak picture. God bless you Charlie Sheen, God bless the fact every character you play is called Charlie and God Bless your millions and millions of dollars rejecting capitalism.